Somen Noodle Salad and Char Siu

Name: Somen Noodle Salad and Char Siu
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 20 min
Total time: 35 min
Cuisine: Chinese, Asian
Ingredients: 1 pkg somen noodles; 1 cucumber, seeded and sliced thin; 1 head green lettuce, chopped thin; 1 egg, fried and sliced into strips; Char Siu, cut into thin strips; 1 kamaboko (fishcake – typically pink and white), sliced thin; 1 Green onion, chopped; 1 cup Vegetable oil; ¾ cup vinegar; ½ cup soy sauce; 1 T salt; 1 cup white sugar; 3 garlic, minced; 1-2 Tablespoon sesame seeds, pulverized; 1 pork tenderloin, pierce with a fork or knife all over; ¼ cup soy sauce; 2 tablespoons brown sugar; 1 tablespoon honey; 1 tablespoon hoisin sauce; ¼ cup ketchup; 1 tablespoon rice vinegar; Chinese five spice is optional because acquired taste!; 1 tablespoon red bean curd (Chinese, found in Asian section or stores); 1 large gallon ziplock bag