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I swear when I had it I haven't left the toilet for the last 5 days. I'm writing this while on the toilet and my wife broke up with me and no I have no rizz. Nobody want me and I won't me a sigma. I've been farting for the last 9 week as my stomach can't handle this pain. This is a one time dish to never try again unless you want exprience a near death momment.